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CAST OF CHARACTERS

 

A Demon
Despite being on the top of this list, she's not even worth

mentioning. Has only appeared on STALE05 with the worst

song on the entire album. Debatable, but for me, it is.

 

Alec Bee
A member of a group called "Men of Destiny", inspired by

Alex Lee and the idea of recreating that empty bliss feeling.

They haven't released anything under their own name yet, and

have only made an appearance in STALE04.


Alice98
She comes from Gensokyo and loves helping people find the songs

they're looking for on WatZatSong. She has helped identifying

the unknown samples from The Protagonist's discography. She

also has a decent collection of Lost-Media from our world.

 

Alternate Astral Tribe
A future side project ran by Sonic4 and Local Radar, they've only

been making appearances in STALE albums with broken imitations

popular music. These mutated aliens are trying their best to

replace humanity's kindness with fear. Never trust them.

 

Army Group SOUTH
Description due soon... (LOCAL RADAR)

 

Bad Citizen
The escaped convict from Russia who's hobby is to butcher

things that people love. Got a huge collection of vinyl

records and a lot of remixed soviet pop songs behind.

 

Bonnie MMM
International XXXRusso-AmericanXXX absurdist ensamble which is

better know as "Mavrodi's Clown Orchestra". There are roomors

that they are involved in Russian financial scam scheme "MMM"

from 1990's.

 

Carra and Pico
Two natives of the Amazonas state who love performing Brazilian

music despite not focusing only on folklore. A short snippet of

their song "Chiki Chiki Ta" was included in Off The Charts.

 

Cavetown

Cavetown's eighth track off of his self titled E.P was included

in Play With Me. The song follows the trials and tribulations of

a young person's life, exploring themes of Divorce, Anxiety, and Fear. Also weaved throughout are subtle implications of insanity and mania, and imagery suggests that the young person in question is possibly in some sort of mental asylum. Yeah, messed up stuff.

 

Chipmunk Christmas Choir
All they do is sing Silver Bells over and over again. It's

Christmas time, but you don't gotta be annoying over it.

 

Comdian_jokes

A one-time alias of James The Woz about a hypothetical timeline

where STALE04 turned out as an EATEOT inspired project. I think

it would be an interesting concept.

 

Crazy Citadel
An undercover freebooter of Crystal Castles, a band who gained

fame in the mid-2000s with their electronic, experimental, and

chiptune music, characterized by energetic beats, distorted

synths, and ethereal yet aggressive vocals.

 

CQ(bq)
He is a stereotypical knockoff version of Sonic4. (Hence, his

name literally means "cost quality - benefit quality" analysis.)

Has only helped in the making of "Off The Charts" before getting

kidnapped after arguing with a certain girl with pink hair.

 

Dead Martin

The GOAT of Christmas music. His body may be decaying, but his

spirit will remain forever jolly. Has only appeared in STALE05.

 

Duman
A popular turkish rock band who has made a name for themselves

across the country. Some of their best songs were featured on

Bim Bam Bom, because Eray performed them at school events.

 

Eray Sarı
A skilled drummer who loves playing infront of an audience.

He has been playing the drums ever since his childhood, and he

grew up to be the man behind Sonic4 Test Records. Yep, that's me.

 

Foreign Taiga Colonists
First contact: 1947... Please, push the personal key-card to

the screen to get more information.

 

Forkin' Holiday Chorus

They wish you a merry Christmas, and a brand new set of ears.

They love the sounds of a fork scratching on a plate, and

they have found a way to interpolate it to their music.

 

Fusun Onal
She was a popular singer and actor in the 70's, and she received

many golden records for her hit songs, including "Oh Olsun."
 

GECE
They are a popular Turkish alternative rock band, and one of

their best songs "Ben Oldum" was featured on Bim Bam Bom.

 

GROBOVSHIK
Description due soon... (LOCAL RADAR)

 

Gnome Eater
Description due soon... (LOCAL RADAR)


HappyEpicBoi

"A guy who just likes helping and distorting things."

He makes EATEOT styled fan projects on his YouTube channel.

His "post-awareness" styled recordings in STALE04 are very

unique and interesting. He also loves Daisy Bell.

 

Holy Chorus of Victoria

They have sung "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" better than anyone

else. A chorus so holy, you can almost feel the blessing of God.

 

Jack Legonsky and his Brick Ensemble
BoyZ Band of ultra-realistic "Lego" minifigures performing songs

about the depressing life of being stuck in a b0dYYY of a toy.

Little known fact: they performed famous "Shack the Eggo Psycho-

maniac" jingle from the '87 commercial collaboration between two

brands: "Eggo" (ole' wafflebuffle makers' factory from United

States of Murika) and dutch world-famous kids brand, "Lego".

The advertisement compain was forgotten but after almost fourty

years, the members of this heavily understand band contracted me

via email and send me early unedited demo of a song from 1980's

ad, which was featured in the STALE02 compilation only on Sonic4.

 

James the Woz

"Just a guy who samples." The one who made the dank meme

mashups, and one of the many comedic artists behind STALE04.


JAMWOZ and his dkjsifhdsjhfjsdh

Not much is known about it, except that it's another throwaway

one-time alias by James The Woz about running inside jokes.

 

John's Divine Liturgy

The name originates from a misplaced vinyl jacket for the wrong

record. The closure track in OFF THE CHARTS actually comes from

the Ensemble of Violinists of the Bolshoi Theatre.

 

Just Yuri
She's a sweet girl with dark purple hair who expresses maturity

in everything she does. She's into horror and literature, and

was friends with Sonic4 since August of 2022. She's totally

not obsessed with him or anything like that, the influence

behind the Love-Struck albums were totally not because of

her unhealthy obsession and relationship with Sonic4.

Besides that, her tracks is STALE01 are amazing.

 

Kapus Jasa
The rabbit like cotton was faster than the turtle. It's a

low budget song for kids that has been kindly screwed back

by Stomach Acid while sitting in a huge circle where they

pass around an accordion over 100 people.

 

kel

"THE BEST (BEST???) THING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR EARS SINCE 1836 A.D"

First made an appearance in STALE04, they love blasting music

into oblivion. Might actually be the loudest artist yet.

 

Kelsey and the Lard Ensemble

Kelsey has a magical ability to summon a group of musicians

made entirely from enchanted lard. The ensemble consists of a

tuba made of tuber lard, a saxophone sculpted from savory slices,

and a drum set crafted from beats of rhythmically pulsating lard.

 

KeremXD's Subtitler
Sonic4 used to write the closed captions for one of Keremblox's

side channels that parody the style of Micheal P. KeremXD has

been abandoned after Keremblox moved away from his roots.

 

Krisly

Driving home for Christmas, and can't wait to see the faces.

He's just the driver, and he's just the same. Yep, that's all.

 

Lady Tron
They are a fairly popular British alternative band who has revo-

lutionized the electronic genre by combining it with new-wave.

One of their hits "seventeen" was included in Play With Me.

 

Little Bummer Roy

Has seen the birth of Christ in person. Besides that, he's an

asshole at the dinner table. Little Roy always gets coal.

 

LMFAO
They are an EDM duo that were very popular in the late

2000s and early 2010s. They're known for their energetic

and humorous approach to music, and their most famous

song about party rocking has made it into Bim Bam Bom.
 

Lumity
She's a lesbian SoundCloud reuploader who posted Trifect's

"Bubblegum K.K." Cover, which was used in Play With Me.

 

Mannie Dennox

Has got their songs played on the radio many times, better known

as Eurythmics. On STALE05 however, they've flopped. Not worth it.

 

Marayah Caray from VOFTG

She's a famous singer, and her most famous song is "All I Want

For Christmas Is You." She was featured in the VOFTG series,

and has returned one last time with her Christmas songs.

 

Marie Latto
She's one of the many forgettable pop artists that are featured

on the mainstream radio stations. Her interpolation of "I Just

Called To Say I Hate You" was chosen to be in Bim Bam Bom. 

 

Mr. ROM
He's a russian man who specializes in many different skills.

A web developer, marketer, designer, and more. He also makes

renditions of 80's pop music on very old fairground organs.
 

Mundo Bita
A kids production studio who has made a cheerful song about

the joy that comes with the morning over the farmland.

 

Nick Kaelar
"Varien" (formerly known as Nikki Kaelar) was featured briefly

on the soundtrack of "Doki Doki Literature Club!)" with a neat

bonus track, which was also featured in Play With Me.

 

Ninja Tuna
One of the Sample Songs taken straight from the Windows 7 system.

It's an album produced by Mr. Scruff, but everyone thinks that

the artist is Ninja Tuna. Besides that, Kalimba a banger song

that always makes its way into Movie Maker videos.

 

No, Really

"The Status Quo (as seen on the station 88)"

An electronic musician who mostly makes ambient music.

 

Nose Rudolf Graphic Card

They called him Dasher, and Dasher, and Dasher, and Red. Born

as an inside joke in STALE04, has returned in STALE05 with their

famous song "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer." Crazy how people

are assholes to you until they need something.

 

not radeline

Brutally honest clone. Tries to "expose" radeline, but doesn't

realise she is completely and utterly failing. Doing more good

than harm. Origins unknown.

 

Ogun Sanlısoy
He is a Turkish rock singer, songwriter, and composer. His solo

work often explores various musical styles, including rock,

acoustic, and alternative. Besides his music career, he

was also involved in various philanthropic activities.

 

Old Scroogey

A greedy pig who hates Christmas, and is extremely selfish.

Even mice are begging him for some land. Wait, maybe he's

the reason why they were in the walls in STALE04. Yuck.

 

Olga the True Bean
Description due soon... (LOCAL RADAR)

 

Penny G.

The divorced wife of an American smooth jazz saxophonist.

Her only appearance in STALE05 was with a horrible solo.

 

Police-Criminal Academy
Description due soon... (LOCAL RADAR)

 

Porno Midget

Not much is known about this midget. He has made a one time

appearance in STALE04 with a ridiculous remix of a suggestive

music video animated  by the notorious Animan Studios.

 

Prank Sinatra

Since Frank Sinatra is dead, we needed a replacement of him.

Introducing Prank Sinatra, it's like Frank Sinatra but worse!

 

Privitera Complex
An unknown Italian local band whose only output is in records

and live performances. One of their songs about the pain of

immigration was requested to be included in Bim Bam Bom.

 

radeline

Very little is known. Terrible memory, seemingly always has some

musical ideas up her sleeve. Extremely approachable, but has very

specific tastes. Name being written in lowercase is recommended.

Went on break during the middle of STALE04.

 

Richard Stoltzman
Unlike Ninja Tuna, Richard Stoltzman is hated for his boring song about a flaxen haired maid that was also in the Windows 7 Sample

Music folder. And they have the audacity to call it Fine Music.

 

Screw-job Zhenya
Description due soon... (LOCAL RADAR)

 

Siiva ハイクオリティなゲーム音楽

In alter-2017, A channel called "Siiva ハイクオリティなゲーム音楽"

started making music in a genre later dubed as "memewave".

 

Snowman Frosty

The magical snowman that has been looking for snow since 2012.

Can't find any because of the climate change. Sucks to suck.

 

Sonic4
The creator of Sonic4 Test Records, and various other projects

alongside it. He has a big passion for sickly distorted music,

and has made most of the releases on the label. He came back

to working on Sonic4 Test Records in February 2022 with the

release of TRCM. His relationship with Just Yuri kickstarted

his new-found style of warping music to tell stories, and the

project has come a long way since then.

 

Sonic4 (aka Eray)
He has made many rants about the various problems in his school, such as "The Ethanol Girls", the majority of the people being a

jerk, and the greedy owners of the school that allowed them to

stay. He went on to make many more rants about his school, such

as the extreme ranting about the timetable change in TBS RANT 3.

His final rant-release is "MY LONGEST RANT YET", which is a 30

minute recording about his personal problems with relationships.

 

Sonic4 captured by MONIKA
It's an alias that Sonic4 used during his stay in the literature

club. He made Love Beyond Our Reality, which was a story-telling

of what went down behind the game's barrier at the time. Later

released "The Final Showdown", a compilation album that shares

a personal insight on Sonic4's feelings from when the events of

Love Beyond Our Reality were taking place.

 

Sonicthehedgeho4
He's a stereotypical representation of Sonic4's loud personality

that he uses in his YouTube videos. His channel is stuck in an

alternative timeline, and his personality is preserved as a way

of coping with the obscurities of life. His videos consist of

him having very loud audio and screaming at some points of time.

 

Stevie Obsidian
The craziest person that you'll never meet. He used to make

random and funny videos on his YouTube channel, but nowadays

he works on high quality productions involving the exploration

of undiscovered planets and intergalactic aliens. (BH Obsidian)

 

Stomach Acid
Started his career by uploading piano covers on his YouTube

channel, he has gotten better at producing and butchering

music in strange ways. He has appeared on Sonic4 Test Records

on multiple occasions, but he likes to publish his own music

under his Bandcamp. Unlike many, he uses BandLab as a DAW.

 

Super Mash Bros
They gained popularity for their unique style of mashing up

recognizable samples from popular songs, creating a nostalgic

and entertaining listening experience. The duo was known for

their ability to blend elements from hip-hop, pop, rock,

electronic, and other genres into humorous compositions.

 

The Beggars
Description due soon... (LOCAL RADAR)

 

The Careborn

The funny rotary who created various EATEOT fan projects, and

is too lazy to come up with original ideas so he ends up working

on projects made by other people. He'll will ride his kangaroo

to your house if you say anything disrespectful about AITSOVU:R.

 

The Cerebellum

An artist who makes music mostly inspired by The Caretaker.

Their only appearance in STALE04 was with a miscellaneous track.

 

The Protagonist
This was the first project on Sonic4 Test Records, and it was

about the concept of degrading memories and the passage of time.

 

The Reindeer Handlers

Has collaborated with Dead Martin for an amazing cover of

"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer." They stopped handling

reindeers since Santa started using Amazon to deliver

presents. Get with the modern times, why would he

use a sleigh and a bunch of reindeer to travel?

 

The Workshop Elves

They were visited by Prank Sinatra during their work hours

in a Chinese Factory. Singing was fun, but the work is not.

 

This is a

Another one-time alias of James The Woz. Harder, better,

this is the story of an interior crocodile alligator.

 

unlimited cotton

An amazing ambient / electronic artist who has only made an

appearance in STALE04 with an ear piercing noise track.

 

Uzumaki
A hardcore electronic punk band who wants to show the world that

they can conquer the mainstream media even while being noisy.

 

Wilxnde
Him and Sonic4 became very close friends in May, although

they don't talk to each other as often. They used to play

Minecraft together, and he's very skilled at PVP'ing. His

only appearance was in AuditoryStaleDoner with his skilled

noise tracks and warped high tempo mixes of popular songs.

 

x^2

"Retriever and destructor of memories, both old and new."

An ambient graveyard of the forgotten -- managed by kel.

 

Yasemin Kumral
She's one of the many Turkish pop singers of the golden age,

and her biggest hit was the 1975 published song "Bim Bam Bom"

which recieved a golden record award for being one of the most

unforgettable songs and it resulted in the creation of the

most hyped up compilation release on Sonic4 Test Records.

 

Ilham Gencer
He was a Turkish jazz pianist, singer and composer who ran

a popular night club in Istanbul called "The Catı Club" where

he contributed to launch the careers of several famous singers

and musicians. His 1961 song "Bak Bir Varmıs Bir Yokmus" was

regarded as the first pop song recorded in Turkish language,

and was chosen as the closing track of AuditoryStaleDoner in

reference to a series of Turkish 70's Pop Compilation album

series by the same name. Another song of his was chosen as

the closure track in Bim Bam Bom, called "N'olur Yapma."
 

8/A GANG

This group of people want their privacy to be respected. The door

should be kept closed, or else they will go out of their way to

make as much noise as possible... until the principal steps in.